I Still Want One: Worst Knock-Off Phone Ever

This is knock-off phone whose logo was made to resemble OPPO's. Which it does, loosely. But it also spells poop. So that, combined with the phone's model name, makes it the Poop Love. *brainstorming advertising campaign*

The Poop Love: dropping dueces, not calls.

Nailed it!

Presenting The Poop Phone [crunchgear]
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The worst name for a knockoff cellphone, ever [engadget]

Thanks to Zeke, who once broke up with a girl after finding out she carried around a Snot Love. A booger eater? Gross!

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