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December 19, 2010 - December 25, 2010 Archives

  • December 24, 2010
    Yes, that's really my local liquor store. Yes, they really open at six every morning. Yes, I've been there when they unlock the door. HAAAAAAAAPPY HOLIDAYS!! Hope you're all having a great break and haven't sleighed(!!!!!!!!11) any relatives yet. I came close to braining a... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2010
    Because roboticists hold nothing sacred (not even baby Jesus!), a team has managed to program a quadrocopter to play 'Jingle Bells' on the keyboard with its little dangling peener. Hey that's how I play too! aside, it's pretty disturbing to see. Also, painful to listen to. I... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2010
    This is a video from Freddie Wong (the same man behind the fake watermelon shot off the head video) showing what a real first person shooter would look like. Granted it probably could have used some more teabagging, but I'm not complaining. Yes, yes I am. It could have used ... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2010
    Ambitious gingerbread-builders Melodie and Brenton went and created Frank Lloyd Wright's iconic 'Fallingwater' in edible form as their entry in this year's Gingerbread Festival in Orem, Utah. Good looking, guys. I've actually been to see Fallingwater before and I've got to ad... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2010
    Remember the guy that was building a full-scale USS Enterprise in Minecraft? Well he's made a lot of progress, and this is the video tour to prove it. Unfortunately, Captain Toomuchfreetime DECIDED TO SET THE VIDEO TO MILEY CYRUS'S 'PARTY IN THE USA' AND TRAIN'S 'HEY, SOUL SI... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2010
    Based on everything else in the picture, I'm guessing this photo's about 40 years old. Except -- EXCEPT -- Star Wars wasn't even a sperm in George Lucas's ballsack back then. Also, that late-model Pontiac Grand Am. Great getaway car. No, no it's not. They are great for put... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2010
    Weird, I always thought those two would intersect in a graveyard. Get it? Because they're freaky and probably host ghost orgies and shit. I'm thinking Eyes Wide Shut, but with more chain rattling and proton-packs. Damn ya'll triple X-Files peeps be krinky! X Marks The Spot... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2010
    Because scientists don't really have anything better to do than look at pictures of things and conjecture what other things they look like (do clouds next!), a group has recently discovered Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's likeness in a brain blood vessel. Remind me again how ... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2010
    This is knock-off phone whose logo was made to resemble OPPO's. Which it does, loosely. But it also spells poop. So that, combined with the phone's model name, makes it the Poop Love. *brainstorming advertising campaign* The Poop Love: dropping dueces, not calls. Nailed i... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2010
    That's not true, I can list dozens of games with complex female characters. Take Princess Zelda for example. She counts, right? Plus her boobs aren't even that big. I mean in my dreams they're like double-Z's, but in the games she's probably a B-cup. And you know what? I'... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2010
    Geekologie's illustrator in residence Jesse Starr created these velociraptor awareness bumper stickers to remind motorists to share the road with our reptilian brethren. Because you never know, that could have been one of my illegitimate dino-babies you just ran over. The ful... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2010
    That's billion with a B, not M. That would make it a million, which is far less impressive, but still more than I could ever make in a lifetime. *doing the math* Three lifetimes. That performance built on the previous benchmark of $650 million of sales in the game's first fi... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2010
    Well at least they're claiming it's a human hair, but it looks more like cat fur if you ask me. Just kidding, totally a pube. Created by the nerds -- excuse me, experts -- at the University of Nottingham's Nanotechnology and Nanoscience Centre, the hair was etched using focus... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2010
    These are Christmas trees made entirely from hanging ornaments in the style of a mobile home. Except they're not actually trees, just the shapes of trees. Provided trees are fairly uniform cones. And speaking of cones: ice cream -- I could really go for some right now. Mayb... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2010
    Jurassic Park better change their lunch menu. In a report that shouldn't surprise anybody who's traveled back in time to have sex with them, numerous species of dinosaurs previously thought to be carnivorous may, in fact, have been herbivorous. Pfft, like I haven't seduced a ... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2010
    The credit card knife is a nonfunctional credit card that can fold into a weapon to stab someone and/or open annoying clamshell packaging. Just don't lose a finger! Lose two. Fun fact: I've never dated a girl with more than eight fingers. Haha, I've never actually dated a g... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2010
    You better be careful visiting that house, Santa, because they will mistake your fat ass dropping down the chimney for the popo and stab you to death. God only knows what they'll do with the reindeer, but my guess is try to ride them like carousel horses until they all get the... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2010
    Baking: I'm not good at it. Wake-n-baking: I'm an allstar. But when I am doing some actual cooking I usually only cover myself with enough to protect my johnson from any scalding oil (typically a game-worn NBA athletic sock I've pre-stretched over a milk jug). But that's me.... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2010
    Combining the undeniable sensuality of Predator with the holiday spirit of Star Wars and Cylon paper snowflakes, comes this Predatory snowflake from Geekologie Reader Luluhime (who didn't so much send a tip as post a link on the last snowflake article that I just so happened to... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2010
    LEARN HOW TO COUNT CORNS, PEOPLE -- THERE'S NOTHING UNI ABOUT THAT HEIFER! Apparently a Chinese cow has grown a big-ass horn in the middle of its head (not unlike this woman), leading some people to mistakenly call it a unicorn. Too bad, oh I don't know -- UNICORNS DON'T CO... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2010
    This is 0:22 video of an X-Box exploding in slow motion. *sniffle* Sorry -- it's just so beautiful. From Dan Saelinger: I was recently brought on by Armin Harris for a job with Fortune Magazine. The story was about console gaming's demise. We came up with a concept to inco... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2010
    Seen here set ablaze after some space-camper failed to extinguish their lunar fire, the moon was in rare form last night during the eclipse. Sadly, despite the spectacular show the man in the moon did NOT score any dates, which explains why he was masturbating when I woke up t... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    Seen here dozing off into his newspaper after a long afternoon of browsing nudie shows on Live Jasmine (pay me) at his local Apple store, an old British man may no longer be able to get his pr0n fix at home without first contacting his ISP and requesting access to adult sites. ... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    Remember those Star Wars snowflakes Geekologie Reader Dave made for the holidays? Well here's a Cylon version Geekologie Reader Pixel made. As you can see, it looks pretty good. Pixel's photography? Not so much. Hit the link to Pixels' website for a template you can use ... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    The Mayans had it all wrong! The apocalypse doesn't start in 2012, it starts in the 12th month of 2010. START DRINKING HARD AND FAST FOLKS, THE WORLD ENDS TONIGHT!* For the first time in nearly 400 years the lunar eclipse coincides with the winter solstice, the shortest day ... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    There are creepy pictures, and then there's the picture above. Introducing 'Athlete', the running, jumping robot. Which -- when was the last time you went for a jog again? Because now might be a good time to dust off the Umbros and cross-trainers and hit the sidewalk. Me? ... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    Didn't see that one coming. And to think I used to have a crush on the little guy! Just goes to show, you never know what a potential lover is hiding on the inside. Granted it's usually a penis taped between her buttcheeks, but in this case it's a bunch of gears and an even ... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    Because the crazy cat-lady is a rarely tapped video game demographic, a company has developed an iPad game designed specifically for cats. You, uh, do know crazy cat-ladies still connect to the internet through AOL and have no idea what iTunes is, right? Besides, Angry Birds ... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    The only GOOD kind of sexual predator. Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to print some out and send them as Christmas cards. Hey, I didn't say it was anything you were gonna be happy about seeing, I just said you probably haven't seen a Predator like this before. ... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    You know what the worst thing about shoes are? The laces. They make everything so difficult. Just this weekend I was tying my Pumas (product plug, pay me) before taking the dogs for a walk and wound up hanging myself. This is my ghost writer. Now I know what you're thinki... / Continue →