The Minecraft USS Enterprise Takes Shape

Remember the guy that was building a full-scale USS Enterprise in Minecraft? Well he's made a lot of progress, and this is the video tour to prove...
December 23, 2010

Intersection Of Mulder Ave And Scully Way

Weird, I always thought those two would intersect in a graveyard. Get it? Because they're freaky and probably host ghost orgies and shit. I'm thinking Eyes Wide...
December 23, 2010

How Video Game Designers Pick Characters

That's not true, I can list dozens of games with complex female characters. Take Princess Zelda for example. She counts, right? Plus her boobs aren't even that...
December 22, 2010

Velociraptor Awareness Bumper Stickers

Geekologie's illustrator in residence Jesse Starr created these velociraptor awareness bumper stickers to remind motorists to share the road with our reptilian brethren. Because you never know,...
December 22, 2010

Smart: Hanging Christmas Tree Mobiles

These are Christmas trees made entirely from hanging ornaments in the style of a mobile home. Except they're not actually trees, just the shapes of trees. Provided...
December 22, 2010

Paying In Blood: The Credit Card Knife

The credit card knife is a nonfunctional credit card that can fold into a weapon to stab someone and/or open annoying clamshell packaging. Just don't lose a...
December 21, 2010

Santa's Not Amused: Gingerbread Crackhouse

You better be careful visiting that house, Santa, because they will mistake your fat ass dropping down the chimney for the popo and stab you to death....
December 21, 2010

Another Day, Another Christmas Snowflake

Combining the undeniable sensuality of Predator with the holiday spirit of Star Wars and Cylon paper snowflakes, comes this Predatory snowflake from Geekologie Reader Luluhime (who didn't...
December 21, 2010

Cow Grows Unicorn Horn, Dubbed 'Unicow'

LEARN HOW TO COUNT CORNS, PEOPLE -- THERE'S NOTHING UNI ABOUT THAT HEIFER! Apparently a Chinese cow has grown a big-ass horn in the middle of its...
December 21, 2010

Time Lapse Of Last Night's Lunar Eclipse

Seen here set ablaze after some space-camper failed to extinguish their lunar fire, the moon was in rare form last night during the eclipse. Sadly, despite the...
December 21, 2010

The Opposite Of Merry: Cylon Snowflakes

Remember those Star Wars snowflakes Geekologie Reader Dave made for the holidays? Well here's a Cylon version Geekologie Reader Pixel made. As you can see, it looks...
December 20, 2010

Yes, Of Course: iPad Games For Cats

Because the crazy cat-lady is a rarely tapped video game demographic, a company has developed an iPad game designed specifically for cats. You, uh, do know crazy...
December 20, 2010

Clean Feet Are Overrated: Sticker Shoes

You know what the worst thing about shoes are? The laces. They make everything so difficult. Just this weekend I was tying my Pumas (product plug, pay...
December 20, 2010