Sadly A Real Book: 'Farmville For Dummies'

Really? I thought it was for idiot-morons. I unfriended and blocked everyone on my Facebook buddy-list that plays that shit a long time ago. It was like...
December 17, 2010

Armored Safehouses For Zombie Apocalypse

This is a zombie-proof armored "home" made from recycled ship steel by Atelier Van Lieshout. It's striking resemblance to my neighbor's pedovan aside, I don't know if...
December 17, 2010

DO NOT LIKE: Terminator-800 LEGO Bust

Terminators are some of the scariest kind of robots. They shape shift, can look like humans, and are hard as hell to kill. That's way no bueno....
December 17, 2010

Drunk Man Kills Shark By Jumping On Head

Dragan Stevic (who you can probably already tell is a badass because his name's pronounced f***in' DRAGON), a wasted Serbian tourist (is there any other way to...
December 17, 2010

Explore Human Anatomy With Google Body

Eat a cheeseburger! More like Google Booty, amirite?! Get it? Because everybody always goes straight for the butt! No? Just me? Liars. The Body Browser is a...
December 16, 2010

Of Course: XBox Kinect Virtual Sex Games

"New technology -- quick, how can we use it for sex?" Note: Video after jump is NSFW due to awkward, scantily clad groping. A smut-peddling software company...
December 16, 2010

This Manuscript Is Illegible!: Typewriter Art

British artist Keira Rathbone uses a typewriter to 'type' pictures with the letters, numbers and symbols available. There are a couple closeups of this particular piece after...
December 16, 2010

2,000-Year Old Computer Recreated In LEGO

Apple software engineer Andrew Carol (woman's first name for a last name FTW!) went and built a completely functional Antikythera Mechanism out of LEGO. What the hell's...
December 16, 2010

SEGA's Urine-Controlled Video Games

When it comes to restrooms, there's really only one game I like to play: pee on the floor for as long as possible before somebody else comes...
December 15, 2010

Get Inside Me!: 8-Bit Nintendo Skittle Art

This is Link in 8-bit Skittle form by deviantARTist Matt McManis. As you can see, he looks pretty delicious despite the lack of red Skittles, which I...
December 15, 2010

The Sounds Of Star Wars Interactive Book

'The Sounds of Star Wars' is an interactive book with a little speaker-machine attached to the side so you can type in a number corresponding to a...
December 15, 2010

How To: Evoke Nerd Rage

Get it? Because it's the guy from Firefly with a Star Trek quote mis-attributed to a Star Wars character! Some fanboy just blew out the back of...
December 15, 2010

Electric Screwdriver Wine Bottle Opener

Alcohol and power-tools, baby: God's combo. You wanna know what my problem with wine is? It isn't alcoholic enough. Sure if I take two bottles to the...
December 15, 2010

Mario Game Trailer In The Style Of GTA

Note: MUST-SEE video after the jump has a couple (literally, a couple) dirty words. This is an incredibly well made trailer for The Brothers Mario, a make-believe...
December 15, 2010

Yes, Of Course: A Playboy TRON Pictorial

Note: Jump probably NSFW on account of latex-painted nekkid ladies and a video of the shoot. I assume Disney and Playboy didn't collaborate to produce this TRON-inspired...
December 14, 2010

Phones That Can Send A Touch/Blow/Kiss

Want a phone that can send and receive a touch/blow/kiss? "ABSOLUTELY!" Haha, not that kind of blow. "What a piece of shit!" I'm with you. Just wait...
December 14, 2010

Medical Miracles: Stem Cells Cure Man's HIV?

Allegedly an HIV-positive German man with leukemia (that's pretty cruel, God) was given a stem-cell transplant from a donor that's HIV resistant, which has left the man...
December 14, 2010

How To: Multiply Numbers By Doodling

Math was always my worst subject. I was a straight C- student. Is that why I got kicked out of the architecture program in college? Maybe. Or...
December 14, 2010

Live-Action Version Of TMNT Cartoon Opener

Remember that animation of Leonardo and Raphael making out? Shit was hot. But apparently it was a little too spicy for some of you, so here's another...
December 13, 2010

Stop-Motion Mondays!: LEGO Black Ops

Just kidding, I'm not actually gonna make stop-motion videos a regular Monday feature, I just like the way Motion and Monday sound next to each other. Almost...
December 13, 2010

The Truth Is Out: You Dirty, Facebook!

Mark Zuckerberg, you are a pervert! I don't care if you've already committed to giving most of your fortune to charity (although I do respect that), I...
December 13, 2010

Save Me, SAAAAAAVE ME!: Superhero Dinos

Mmmmm, love a dino in tights. Dinosaurs make great superheroes. Also, lovas. Except for the ones that try to impale you with their horns during courtship. That's...
December 13, 2010