Zip-Bed Never Has To Be Made, Only Zipped
Italian furniture design company Florida has created the perfect bed for those mornings when you just want to grab a coffee and run out the door. All that you have to do is simply get out and zip it up - no more making your bed in the morning. At night, you just unzip it and climb back in. If you like the snugged-up feeling, you can even be "zipped-in."
An Italian furniture company named Florida? Why not Florence? Also, I could have sworn these were invented forever ago and sold under another name. What were those things called? Oh right, SLEEPING BAGS. Which, fun fact: I used to be so afraid of ghosts raping me at night I would only sleep in a sleeping bag with just my head poking out. It's true -- I would sweat so badly eventually the interior fabric would start to mold. But Capser never got that ass.
Thanks to David and towel monster, who are comfortably sleeping anywhere provided the lights are on and the room is set up in accordance with the laws of feng shui.