Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to print it out poster-size and tack it to the ceiling above your bunkbed.
Remember the recently released line of geeky swimwear by Black Milk? Well here's a picture of the R2-D2 model spotted in the wild. Oooooooor on some chick posing on the bathroom floor. Hey lady -- what's up with the Darth Vader iPhone skin? CHOOSE A SIDE AND STICK TO IT, GOD! Also, is that supposed to be an Ewok you're petting? Cause I'm not gonna lie, they looked furrier in the movie. That said, "Beechawawa amoowa fic ekla sleeshs! Chiotto grenchicit? FEECH FEECH FEECH!"*
*"Oh my you have two big berries! Can I hang on? PEW PEW PEW!"
Thanks to Andy, who's waiting for a girl to wear one of the galaxy swimsuits so he can tell her her body's out of this world. HEY -- I was gonna use that!
Remember Black Milk's series of geeky swimwear, including the R2-D2 suit? Well they're back with a $85 C-3PO model to complement the trashcan one. No wonder Luke was always tinkering around with those droids. Get it? Because he wanted a love-bot. Dude would get so excited ... / Continue →
Swimsuits: if you take yours off in line at a water park they'll kick you out. Thankfully, Black Milk Clothing, a company best known for the sessy-ass Space Invader tights I posted back in January, has you covered. Literally -- their stuff will cover your privates. Now, I kn... / Continue →
This is a tattoo of a t-rex with chainsaws for arms. You can tell they're actually attached and he's not just holding them BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL A T-REX COULD EVER HOLD CHAINSAWS. Grudges, yes. And as sexy a beast as he is, you know what my favorite part is? Trying... / Continue →