What, No Pliers?: Belt With 6 Integrated Tools
The $55 Snow Toolbelt from skate/snowboard clothing manufacturer 686 was designed for men of winter who don't want to carry around a pocketful of screwdrivers for fear of falling and puncturing a lung. Which is a very real possibility. It feature 8, 10 and 11mm wrenches, a bottle opener, and flat/Phillips head screwdrivers. It comes in three different styles (original, small stud and large stud) and sizes M (30-34) L (34-38) and XL (38-42). Now I know what you're thinking, and yes -- you could probably get away ordering an XL and punching a few extra notches in it. Whatever the case, your ass WILL show when in use. Now would be a good time to learn how to wipe.
1:30 video demonstration after the jump in case your parents never explained the
birds and bees belts and Swiss army knives to you growing up.
Thanks to the TOASTer, who agrees it needs a small axe in case you get lost in the woods and need to cut down a tree and fashion a pole vault so you can launch yourself above the canopy and get your bearings. Survival 101.