Video Game Characters: The Other 8-Bit Meat

November 10, 2010


Graphic artist Jude Buffum went and created these meat diagrams showing the different cuts you can get from various video game characters. This is Bowser (full-res version HERE), but there's Ganon, Yoshi, a Chocobo, Cheep Cheep and Blooper after the jump. They all look pretty good if you ask me, but I'm a vegetarian so what the hell do I know? Vegetables and gas bad enough to make the dog sleep under the bed.

I decided to explore the carnivorous side of the world of video games. Though I myself eat meat, enough of my friends and loved ones are now vegetarians or vegans, so it's something I've been experimenting with. I suppose these pieces are a by-product of that exploration. That, and my long-time obsession with meat diagrams.

Listen Jude, I've been obsessed with a lot of things in my life, but never meat diagrams. I'm pretty sure that's what most health-care professionals would consider an "unhealthy" obsession. Also, letting your penis hang in the water of public toilets. You need help, bro. Me? I ALREADY TOLD YOU -- I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM, I JUST NEED A SHORTER PENIS!

Hit the jump to see the rest, then head to Jude's website to see them all in high-res (and purchase prints if you're interested).






Jude Buffum's Website

Thanks to ultrapony, who, sorry, all out of oats. Here -- here's a Nutri-Grain bar.

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