Want a pair of Twitter shoes? Don't ever talk to me again. How about a pair of Facebooks? Okay, those ones are actually pretty cool. NOT! Hoho, kickin' it 3rd grade style today! These are conceptual Twitter and Facebook shoes designed by Gerry Mckay for Adidas. If they ever make production I'm going to burn my apartment building to the ground. Oooooor buy a pair on eBay using an alias and sleep with them on at night. Just sayin', you ever slept with shoes on? That's how you get penises drawn on your face.
Hit the jump for a shot of the Facebooks.
Social Network Sneakers [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Carrie, who certainly "carries" her weight as far as tips are concerned. *pulls pin, stuffs grenade in mouth*
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