Stocking Stuffers!: Fossilized Dinosaur Dung
Not only does it make a great stocking stuffer, it makes a great Thanksgiving turkey stuffer. Hence the choking hazard warning. Also, who is this Thomas Colbern, "Noted Amateur Paleontologist", and what makes him the authority on authenticating dino butt nuggets? Just sayin', my collection's second to none. You hear that, Smithsonian? You ain't got dino-shit on me!