Despite always turning down my manuscripts, apparently Amazon doesn't really care what kind of books it sells for its Kindle e-book reader. Case in point: The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure. You dun goofed, Amazon!
This is my attempt to make pedophile situations safer for those juveniles that find themselves involved in them, by establishing certian rules for these adults to follow. I hope to achieve this by appealing to the better nature of pedosexuals, with hope that their doing so will result in less hatred and perhaps liter sentences should they ever be caught.
What. The. F***? The book was written by some creep named Phillip R Greaves the 2nd, who, shockingly, has a number of other e-books available.
The Grand Delusion
An examination of man and his many notions of "God" with an aim toward disproving the existence of any universal intelengence of omnipotent creator.
A Government of Service to All
A discripeion of the political realities that influence us all, including the right to gay marriage,the right of convicts to vote, the importance of the 14 amendment to our national constitution, and the value of the eighth amendment also.
Our Gardens of Flesh
A work that examines sex and sexually from its primodial origins through its historical colorations to its ultimate expression as man's extential celebration of life and developement as the supreme expression friendship and love.
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume Philip "Who Needs Spell Check?" Greaves here has been writing from the clink. Sounds like somebody got excommunicated and arrested! That's right -- prison lit. Think women's lit, but with waaaaaaaay less vaginas. Like, zero. Possibly fewer.
Thanks to Kryptic Khaos and Hayden, who both suspected e-readers were designed for pedos.