Nov 23 2010Magic!: Voice-Activated H.P. Wand Flashlights

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Harry Potter laser tag wands not your cup of tea? What the f*** are you doing drinking tea in the first place? IT'S TAKING UP VALUABLE STOMACH REAL ESTATE WHERE YOU COULD FIT BOOZE. Anyway, how about a voice-activated Harry Potter wand flashlight? No? Not digging this one either? God you're impossible to please. PRODUCT FEAAAAAAATURES!::::

Harry Potter Voice-Activated Wand Flashlight

  • Listens to your voice and turns on and off when the proper spell is spoken.
  • Record your own voice command.
  • Say "Lumos" to activate and "Nox" to deactivate - or pick any sound command of your choice.
  • Matches your spoken commands to your recorded commands, which means your wand will only listen to you!
  • Available in Harry and Hermione wand styles.
  • Batteries: 3 AAA (not included).
  • Dimensions:11" long.

Speaking of 11" long: not me. I'm like a quarter of that, and only if you measure half the gooch. But that's neither here nor taint, if you want to feel like a wizard, go get one of these $16 bad boys (alternatively, break off a tree branch) and you can run around in the dark screaming "LUMOS!" and "NOX!" to your heart's content. But no yelling, "WHY AM I NOT GETTING LAID?!", because that should be apparent (it's the cape).

1:00 product demonstration in the style of a no-budget student film after the jump.


ThinkGeek Product Site

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Let There Be Nerdy Light (From Voice Activated Flashlight Wands) [uberreview]

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Looks like a black dude's veiny dick.

Wow, it barely illuminates. I expected a lightshow of epic proportions.

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i want to put my wand in her magical place....

srsly tho, i do want one but it just looks so ridiculous...

well, at least it's not gay.

Wonder if it will be as popular as that vibrating Nimbus 2000 broomstick that teenage girls enjoyed more than than their 8 year old sisters.

@ 5

Ribbed for his pleasure. Chicks don't want Harry's discolored wand. Not unless they are fat, hairy and have yellow teeth.

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hermione's wand looks worn out. oh, wait...

hrm, they look more like rejected pocky.

Accio Penetrato

CORPUS CAVERNOSA

Okay, so the "Potter" fangirls are covered - is there a "fleshlight" equivalent for fan-boys? The straight ones, if there are any...

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One time at wizard camp, Hermione put a wand in her pants.

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