These emoticon body parts (the boobs of which we will now only refer to as emoticans) were spotted in South Korea advertising a plastic surgeon's many body-altering options (most of which I have absolutely no clue WTF they are). And, since we're on the topic of female bodies, I'd like to take a second to discuss fake knockers. *ahem* Listen ladies -- as a man who loves chest trophies more than booze itself: just leave them alone. They're always better natural, I don't care if they're small, square, squiggly, upside-down, perpendicular or on your back, as long as you don't have a penis, it's all biscuits and gravy, baby.
Plastic surgery emoticons [blameitonthevoices]
Morning Links of the Day [thedailywh.at]
Thanks to Brian, who's always wanted to be turned into an owl. Me too!
British men, upset that woman get to have all the 'sticker crystals on your privates' fun, have finally gotten their wish with Pejazzles: peel-off Swarovski crystal stickers for your wiener. LOOK LOOK -- mine says 'RAWR'!
'Women don't necessarily want a rough and ready man. S... / Continue →
The $200 Ion Twin Video Camera is a POS video camera that records both the action in front of AND behind the camera at the same time. But I can't stand your face!
For every action there is a reaction. But capturing said reaction when you're videoing stuff is impossible becaus... / Continue →
Look around. Is everything white and sterile? Don't panic, you're in the hospital. Is everyone decked out in Haz-Mat suits? Okay, start panicking -- you're in a top secret genetic test lab. They're gonna try to grow rat penises on the backs of your knees. Anyway, this is ... / Continue →