It Might Not Be THE Crappiest Invention Ever Made, But It's Up There: The Pillow Remote
A $30 remote that doubles as a pillow: terrible idea. A $30 remote that triples as a car and microwave: pure genius. Unfortunately, this isn't about genius, this is about crappy novelty products even your parents won't hesitate to re-gift.
Never again will you have to ask, "where's the remote?" And you'll never lose this remote in between the cushions. Because it IS a cushion-- with a built-in 6-in-1 universal remote control!
Be honest -- how many of you are already halfway through the checkout? Just three? That's less than I expected. And speaking of less than I expected: adulthood. Damn you and your "no refund or exchange" policy! I knew I should have listened to Peter.
Hit the jump for a shot of the pillote/remillow in all its glory.
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Multipurpose Pillow of the Day [thedailywh.at]
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