Some idiot moron from Spain is claiming she owns the sun and is trying to toot her own horn about it like she's some kind of genius and I didn't lay claim to the fireball when I was like six.
Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system.
There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.
"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Hell yes we're all gonna continue to steal free power from her! Then -- THEN -- sue her ass every time her property causes cancer. YOU DUN GOOFED, ANGELES! CONSUNQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
Woman Claims to Own the Sun [neatorama]
Thanks to letseatlunch, but I haven't even finished my morning coffee!
Note: Worthwhile larger version HERE.
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