Note: 3:00 of insane fanboydom after the jump.
This is a video of some 20-something crackpot wizard trying to win Moviefone's 'Biggest Harry Potter Fan' contest. Dude even changed his name to Harry Potter. I'm not gonna lie, he sounds like a shoe-in. Also, a sock-out, because I am going to hit him if he doesn't stop talking like that. Some highlights:
"I've read each of them over 100 times, I know the stories inside and out. And for the last 12 years I've been the biggest, most obsessed Harry Potter fan anybody knows."
"I can wear Harry Potter clothing every day for three months without wearing the same thing twice."
"She signed this" *showing J.K. Rowling signed book* "And this" *lifting sleeve to show where J.K. Rowling signed his arm, which he later had turned into a tattoo*
"You might think you're the biggest fan, you might think you know the biggest fan, but I promise you, you are mistaken. I am Harry Potter himself, and I leave you with this -- Finite Incantatem!"
The video really needs to be seen to be believed, so hit the jump and watch it. Then, ladies, realize this is what you turn into in every man's mind as soon as you start talking 'Twilight'. You have been warned.
Hit the jump and be amazed.
Thanks to Ms.Cutty Fortehwin, who cast a spell of virginity on Mr. Potter here. Probably could have saved your unicorn tears, I'm just sayin'.