God Bless America: Little Girls With Guns

Warms the heart, doesn't it? It really does. I love how they're not even standing on the ground, but in chairs and on the table. Safety first, you know? Oh, and for all you 3 to 7-year old Geekologie readers out there, these are NOT the girls you're gonna want to date in ten years. And not just because they'll snipe you for breaking up with them, because you'll probably never even live that far. No, long before your parting headshot their father is gonna blow you a new a-hole for bringing them home late. Just sayin', you want to go #2 out the side of a buttcheek for the rest of your life? Of course you do, you'll be able to handle all your waste management at a urinal. I know I'm jealous!
Family Funs with Children and Guns [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Chris, who agrees guns are an important part of a child's development.
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That's the nicest computer chair I've ever seen! This is a picture of some gun-nut's computer setup. Oh, and just in case you couldn't tell: HE'S THE WRONG F***ING PERSON TO TROLL. This Must Be the Craziest Computer Den In America [gizmodo]... / Continue →
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Remember the cell phone gun that Italian police found in a raid on the mafia? Turns out they're mad popular in Europe. And, I've got to tell ya, I'd almost be fooled if it looked like a Blackberry and not a phone from the 90's -- the 1890's (note to self: fact check 19th cent... / Continue →
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Needs more TV. This is prop-builder Andrew Cook's living/gaming room. He's decorated it with a bunch of prop guns he's made from the Mass Effect and Halo franchises, because why not? Plus if somebody breaks in they might think he's some sort of commando from the future and j... / Continue →

