Tom Clifford and Janine Walker (above) aren't just hard on the eyes, they're getting married in December after meeting and romancing on www.theuglybugball.com, a dating website designed for booboo looking people (this one too). Tom and Janine are officially the website's first successful engagement. *perusing website* WHERE ARE THE CHICKS WITH BEARDS?
Now the pair, who enjoyed a mutual love of junk food and TV dinners, are planning a winter wedding near their respective homes
Mr Clifford, 36, a carpet fitter who has a ''face that makes children cry'', said: ''I've been a joke to women for years because of the way I look.
''I always thought that I was too ugly to meet Mrs Right but my life changed when I met Janine.
''She's beautiful and I love her in every possible way. I still can't believe this is happening.''
Mr Clifford, who has been single since 1998, spotted Janine, 31, on the site in late August.
Okay, so that might have brought a little tear to my eye. Ha, tear like tearing up paper to make a collage, not tear as in crying. Seriously, I had to stop clicking ads for fear of my eyes ripping themselves in half. I did meet a chick with a sweet handlebar mustache though. *Vroom vroom!*
Thanks to mikoboy, who meets women the way nature intended: placing classifieds in the Penny Saver advertising used farm equipment. I'm not gonna lie, I could use a good plow.