Dating Website For 'Asthetically Challenged' (Read: Booboo) Celebrates 1st Engagement

Tom Clifford and Janine Walker (above) aren't just hard on the eyes, they're getting married in December after meeting and romancing on www.theuglybugball.com, a dating website designed for booboo looking people (this one too). Tom and Janine are officially the website's first successful engagement. *perusing website* WHERE ARE THE CHICKS WITH BEARDS?

Now the pair, who enjoyed a mutual love of junk food and TV dinners, are planning a winter wedding near their respective homes

Mr Clifford, 36, a carpet fitter who has a ''face that makes children cry'', said: ''I've been a joke to women for years because of the way I look.

''I always thought that I was too ugly to meet Mrs Right but my life changed when I met Janine.

''She's beautiful and I love her in every possible way. I still can't believe this is happening.''

Mr Clifford, who has been single since 1998, spotted Janine, 31, on the site in late August.

Okay, so that might have brought a little tear to my eye. Ha, tear like tearing up paper to make a collage, not tear as in crying. Seriously, I had to stop clicking ads for fear of my eyes ripping themselves in half. I did meet a chick with a sweet handlebar mustache though. *Vroom vroom!*

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Dating website 'for ugly people' celebrating first engagement [telegraph]

Thanks to mikoboy, who meets women the way nature intended: placing classifieds in the Penny Saver advertising used farm equipment. I'm not gonna lie, I could use a good plow.

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