Count Me In!: Turn Your Sink From Faucet To Water Fountain With The Squeeze Of A Nip
Tapi faucet nipples from Dreamfarm (I'm not gonna lie, I've always dreamed of farming nipples, too) turns your faucet into a water fountain by squeezing off the hole at the bottom. Simple! Plus it comes in a rainbow of colors, none of which will match any kitchen/bathroom's decor. But hey, that's a small price to pay to not have to drink out of your hands, amirite? Haha, what's a cup? Oooooh -- right. And speaking of cups -- I want you to spell ICUP out loud. DAMN YEAH YOU DO, I'M HOSING YOUR SHOES!
Hit the jump for two more shots because they were available and I'm thorough.
Tapi by Dreamfarm [designmilk]
Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who drinks out of the sink like a cat: with his bare @$$hole resting on the counter. Blaqk you nasty!
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