Tapi faucet nipples from Dreamfarm (I'm not gonna lie, I've always dreamed of farming nipples, too) turns your faucet into a water fountain by squeezing off the hole at the bottom. Simple! Plus it comes in a rainbow of colors, none of which will match any kitchen/bathroom's decor. But hey, that's a small price to pay to not have to drink out of your hands, amirite? Haha, what's a cup? Oooooh -- right. And speaking of cups -- I want you to spell ICUP out loud. DAMN YEAH YOU DO, I'M HOSING YOUR SHOES!
Hit the jump for two more shots because they were available and I'm thorough.
Tapi by Dreamfarm [designmilk]
Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who drinks out of the sink like a cat: with his bare @$$hole resting on the counter. Blaqk you nasty!
The Can Grip snaps on to any standard aluminum can, providing the drinker with not only a handle, but a coaster. AAAAAAAH, future technology! Plus, they're cheap, only $10 for 6. Now, where the hell can I get some of that watermelon beer in the picture? And, more importantl... / Continue →
This is the world's first carabiner key. It's a key that's also a teensy carabiner. How can they even make parts that small? Beats me, but you could ask God the same thing about your pecker! HAHA -- BURN, Needlepeen! No word on cost, but they are a real product you can ord... / Continue →
Wine: it makes you kiss all sloppy with your tongue and then the whole world spin until you wind up in bed without showering holding one hand against the wall and the other to the floor swearing to Dionysus you'll never drink again if you just don't puke. You'll pass out and n... / Continue →