Nooooo!: What The T-Rex Really Looked Like

Note: Worthwhile full-body shot HERE. This is the latest rendering of what scientists believe the t-rex actually looked like. As you can see (unless you've got your...
November 12, 2010

Flamin' Lips: Flame Scallops' Light-Up Lips

Did you know the flame scallop had bioluminescent lips? I did, intimately. But only because I wanted to make Ariel jealous for kissing that hunky porpoise! This...
November 12, 2010

Batman Through The Years, Animated Gif

Remember the animated gif from a couple weeks ago showing all the old Jokers? Well here's the Batman version. *fingers crossed for a Robin one next!* A...
November 12, 2010

The Latest In Cookie-Dipping Technology

The Dipr Cookie Spoon was designed for dipping little cookie sandwiches (i.e. store-brand Oreos, you cheapskate!) in milk without them falling apart or sinking to the bottom...
November 12, 2010

Harrison Ford: Han Solo Should Have Died

Dammit Harrison, nobody cares about the new POS movie you have coming out, we only wanna hear about that space-adventure you were in 27 years ago. Thank...
November 12, 2010

I'd Rather Stink: A Sponge-Bathing Robot

Look around. Is everything white and sterile? Don't panic, you're in the hospital. Is everyone decked out in Haz-Mat suits? Okay, start panicking -- you're in a...
November 11, 2010

STD Testing: There's An App For That

That's right ladies and gentlemen, scientists are currently working on a way to run do-it-yourself STD tests on your cell phone. Awesome. I bought a 99¢ app...
November 11, 2010

No: Pedo Book On Sale For Amazon Kindle

Despite always turning down my manuscripts, apparently Amazon doesn't really care what kind of books it sells for its Kindle e-book reader. Case in point: The Pedophile's...
November 10, 2010

Video Game Characters: The Other 8-Bit Meat

Graphic artist Jude Buffum went and created these meat diagrams showing the different cuts you can get from various video game characters. This is Bowser (full-res version...
November 10, 2010

Pleasures, Alabama's Drive-Thru Sex Shop

Huntsville, Alabama is best known for four things: Antoine Dodson, Struttin' That Ass, NASA/ The Space & Rocket Center (read: Space Camp) and me spending 10 years...
November 10, 2010

Hubble Captures Disk Galaxy From The Side

This is a picture of the NGC 4452 disk galaxy (which will now be affectionately known as the 'flat-ass' or 'eat a cheeseburger' galaxy) taken by the...
November 9, 2010

My Head, It Hurts: MC Escher Tennis Match

Note: Slightly larger version HERE. This is a picture of a tennis match taken and edited by Michael Kai in the style of famed perspective-distorting artist MC...
November 9, 2010

Flip-Flop Monkey, Have You Been Drinking?

This is a giant passed-out monkey sculpture made out of flip-flops in São Paulo, Brazil, to celebrate Pixel Show, an international art and design conference. Because if...
November 9, 2010

Please, No Viruses: TRON Quorra Cosplay

For those of you that think this is just some chick with electroluminescent panels slapped on a faux leather bodysuit -- you....would be correct. Because that's what...
November 8, 2010

Double O Suspect: Hidden Camera Spy Shirt

The Electronic Spy Camera Shirt from ThinkGeek costs $40 and has a little spycam hidden in the image (ironically, in the camera!) on the front. It takes...
November 8, 2010

Disgustingly Delicious: T-Giving Turkey Cake

Well folks, Target already has all their Christmas stuff out, so you know what that means -- only three more weeks to Thanksgiving. Still haven't decided what...
November 8, 2010

Trailer Thief Caught On Google Street View

Seen here about to piss on a man's driveway because stealing his trailer just isn't enough, an image of the thief suspected of stealing a trailer (above)...
November 8, 2010