This pulsating 'umbilical' iPhone charger was designed by Mio I-zawa as an experiment in just how disgusting a person can make a cell phone charger. Nice try, Mio, but a REAL disgusting charger would ooze pus and smell like an orc's o-ring (they wipe with dead animals). Oh I'm sorry -- were you eating? Kidding, I'm not really sorry. Besides, boogers don't count anyway. "But I have a salt-tooth!" God you're f***ing disgusting. Hit the jump to see a short video of the charger doing it's thing. Then, hit the person next to you to see if they'll fight back. If they don't, demand their wallet. If they do, good luck, my money's on them.
In reality, everything is edible, it might just be your last meal. Plutonium? You CAN put it in your mouth. Spiders too, except they probably WON'T kill you. But they will lay eggs in your tonsils! Haha -- have fun dreaming about that one tonight! Anyway, oven-baked edibl... / Continue →
I swear I'm gonna be dehydrated by the the time I finish posting this article I've been vomiting so hard. *BLAAAAR!* Well at least it's just Pop Tarts now.
Enough fat to fill nine double-decker buses is being removed from sewers under London's Leicester Square.
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This is what a toot likes like under thermal imaging. Looks kind of like a ghost, don't you think? The ghost of dinners past! Get it?! Me neither. Also, I totally just made you stare at a man's ass. Women don't do that! Right? Women don't do that....right?
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