This is a sessy video of a pole dancing ninja that, for at least part of her routine, performs with her sword out. An actual sword FYI, that wasn't a euphemism for a man-hammer. Or was it? It wasn't so just go watch the video. Pole dancing ninjas: they're not as uncommon as you'd expect. Just sayin', strippers have stolen my wallet more times than I'd like to admit. FINE, ELEVEN TIMES, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! I need one of those wallet chains but I don't want people to think I'm a Juggalo.
Hit the jump for the *slash* OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THAT PART OF THE ACT.
Thanks to Gary, who's convinced this is authentic ninja footage shot in Japan. Uh, Gary -- WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU ON?!