Ever wanted to make out with a miniature panda painted on some chick's lips? If you answered "yes", congratulations, you're a sexual deviant. I want you to call your local law enforcement office and report yourself. Also, not live within a half-mile of a zoo or own any animal traps. So, pervert -- did you take my cat? DID YOU?!
Bamboo-zled: Panda Lips [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Chris, who insists he's got some bamboo for it. I don't even know what that means but -- oh, wait a minute, yes I do. You dirty!