Because watching morons hurt themselves is one of the few remaining joys I have in life, here's some idiot yelling like Tarzan going over the bar on a stand-up swing. Now I don't want to ruin the end for you, but suffice it to say I haven't smiled like this since I was nine. I'm not gonna lie, it's been a pretty shitty 20 years.
Hit the jump for the unshocking conclusion.
Thanks to Sandy, who doesn't like watching people hurt themselves as much as she likes watching them hobble around after they've hurt themselves. Wow, you're sick.