And if it wasn't for your face getting in the way it might actually be cool. Who are you, Clark Kent's little brother that ate too many kryptonite paint chips growing up? Also, those are some small-ass nipples. I wish I had little nipples like that. Mine are so big they take up part of my armpits. Not even kidding. One time we were doing jumping jacks in P.E. and I started squirting milk. Okay, that part I made up. It was creamer.
College: Superman's College Years [awkwardschoolpictures]