Note: Viagra-sized version of the chart HERE.
This is a chart showing women's preferences of various sized wieners. Basically you want to fall into the red-hot or sessy-magenta zones, which is a shame because I'm way off the chart in the upper right. Like, a mile off. As a matter of fact, the more I think about it, my wiener can't even fit on a 2-D chart. THIS MANHAMMER NEEDS A Z-AXIS, SON!
Hit the jump for another variation of the chart.
Cealis-size version of the second chart HERE.