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How Do You Stack Up?: The Wiener Chart

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Note: Viagra-sized version of the chart HERE.

This is a chart showing women's preferences of various sized wieners. Basically you want to fall into the red-hot or sessy-magenta zones, which is a shame because I'm way off the chart in the upper right. Like, a mile off. As a matter of fact, the more I think about it, my wiener can't even fit on a 2-D chart. THIS MANHAMMER NEEDS A Z-AXIS, SON!

Hit the jump for another variation of the chart.

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Cealis-size version of the second chart HERE.

Euphemized Version of the Women's Penis Size Preference Chart [buzzfeed]

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