Step 42 is jet ski across the Pacific Ocean! ROFL! Those Google Maps programmers, so zany. That said, I only cross the Pacific one way, on the back of Godzilla. I SAID MUSH YOU RADIOACTIVE SEX-BEAST!
Thanks to mikoboy, Rev Dr Dom and Honest Abe, who all claim to have crossed the Pacific on the back of Nessie. Are you trying to make me jealous?!
The quadski is the lovechild of a jetski that humped a 4-wheeler despite Poseidon warning the watercraft that it would upset the balance of the oceans and the moon would probably come crashing down to earth. That must have been some good-ass sex, amirite?!
The Quadski ($TBA) ... / Continue →
These are Jetovators. Jetovators are like the water-jetpacks we've seen in the past, except you ride them like a motorcycle. You know, because some guys like to feel that power between their legs. Personally, I'm happy with the feeling of my penis ping-ponging back and forth... / Continue →
This is the Sealander, a camping trailer small enough to be towed behind a regular-sized car that, when backed into the water, turns into a lil boat. No word if it has a glass bottom so you can watch mermaids making love in the seaweed below, but probably not considering MERMA... / Continue →