Step 42 is jet ski across the Pacific Ocean! ROFL! Those Google Maps programmers, so zany. That said, I only cross the Pacific one way, on the back of Godzilla. I SAID MUSH YOU RADIOACTIVE SEX-BEAST!
Thanks to mikoboy, Rev Dr Dom and Honest Abe, who all claim to have crossed the Pacific on the back of Nessie. Are you trying to make me jealous?!
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, good times
, google maps
, great now i want a jetski
, pfft -- i could swim that
, please don't send me the kayak one i've already seen it i just drink a lot and forgot to post it a year ago when it was news