Living in LA, I'm no stranger to the homeless. Like, literally -- they're my kind of people: crazy as f*** and willing to piss on anything. That said, dude you got a Dell! I would have opted for a refrigerator box, but hey, to each their own. One time I traded a clove to a bum for a cupped handful of cognac. True story.
Thanks to zombiepartz, who once gave a bum $4 and told him to spend it all on booze. I do the same!