Boba Fett's Invoice For Han Solo Bounty
This is Boba Fett's invoice to Jabba for the live capture and delivery of Han Solo. It was created by Brock Davis and isn't actually a movie prop despite what your girlfriend who's never seen the movies might think. What are you doing with her anyways, God. Remember what she said when you asked her about having a sci-fi themed wedding? Exactly, she'd rather blow a Terminator. And do you really wanna spend the rest of your life with a woman that'll use the threat of robotic peen against you every chance she gets? Huh? IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BIG HER BOOBS ARE, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RHETORICAL.
Thanks to Luke (not Skywalker), who actually has an authentic un-torn ticket for a ride on Jabba's sail barge that he never used because he drank Tattooine water and ended up spending an entire day on the john with Sarlaac's Revenge.