This is a sculpture of actor Kevin Bacon made out of bacon. Personally, I think it looks more like Conan O'Bacon, but what do I know besides everything including the secrets to time travel AND blemish free skin? Did I mention Kevin Baconface here is for sale on eBay? Because he is. Plus all proceeds go to Ashley's Team, a non-profit aimed at "bringing joy to childhood cancer patients and their families." *wiping tear*
Don't worry, BKB has been well lacquered and will stay tasty for generations to come so stop listening to your inner-doubt, put in a bid and make every person you will ever know jealous of your legendarily epic greatness.
Owning Bacon Kevin Bacon will automatically make you the coolest person you will ever know, a champion of the underground meat sculpture movement and honestly should really tie any room together nicely. After all, bacon does make everything better.
*Bacon Kevin Bacon is not edible.
Whoa whoa whoa -- not edible?! WTF's the purpose of a bacon sculpture that's not edible? That's like making unsniffable glue. And speaking of which -- after fifteen days of staying clean I've started eating crayons again. It's true, I left a rainbow in the bathroom for my roommate to find. See it yet? Hint: look in the toilet. Also on the floor around the toilet. Oh, and in the tub.
Hit the jump for a bunch more pictures (including one of an art patron in a Budweiser dress) and a link to the auction.
eBay Auction ($365 at time of writing)
Thanks to Jamie, daxter, SquidgyB and Zaphod Beeblebrox, who are all holding out for Kevin Bologna.