A Day In The Life Of Internet Commenters

The internet is a funny place. Kidding, it's mostly depressing. And not "you caught yourself laughing at a little fat girl for falling off her bike" depressing,...
October 15, 2010

Needs More Wayfarers: Hipster Harry Potter

This is picture of hipster-ized Harry Potter and friends by deviantARTist MARiKaArt. I'm really feeling Bella's sweater. Huh? Oh, this isn't Twilight? Sorry, sometimes I get my...
October 14, 2010

Coooool!: Video Of T-Rex Skeleton Walking

Note: Videos are after the jump. Use those little arms of yours and push the button. I happen to know how t-rex's walk (bow-legged) because I've traveled...
October 14, 2010

North America Actually A Slumbering Dragon!

And it probably used to battle that South America/Africa T-rex. Plus guard Greenland's treasure-trove. Kidding, there is no treasure in Greenland. Actually, there isn't much of anything...
October 13, 2010

Real Vampires Suck Homeless Man's Blood

Proving that real vampires aren't attractive and that Edward Cullen character is just a guy who spends waaaay too much time in the makeup aisle at Target,...
October 13, 2010

Conversacube: Never An Awkward Moment

The Conversacube is a make-believe product that prevents stagnant conversation on a date by providing constant suggestions of things to say to the troll your mom set...
October 13, 2010

Cramped: The Chilean Mine Rescue Capsule

In case you haven't seen it splattered all over the news because you don't believe mainstream media (and you shouldn't), here's one of the rescue capsules that's...
October 13, 2010

Learning By Listening: The Elements Song

They should really teach the elements song in school. Then maybe today's youth wouldn't be so stupid. No lie, I asked a kid at the mall yesterday...
October 13, 2010

Tetanus Hazard: Steampunk'd Iron Man

This is the steampunk Iron Man that won Marvel's costume contest at the recent New York Comic Con. I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty damn impressive. Plus...
October 12, 2010

Bookmark Geekologie!: Homeless Computing

Living in LA, I'm no stranger to the homeless. Like, literally -- they're my kind of people: crazy as f*** and willing to piss on anything. That...
October 12, 2010

Security: Biometric Ear Scanners Coming?

Aural fetish "scientists" at the University of South Hampton claim they've developed a biometric ear scanner than can identify individuals with almost perfect accuracy. I'm skeptical, but...
October 12, 2010

How Do You Stack Up?: The Wiener Chart

Note: Viagra-sized version of the chart HERE. This is a chart showing women's preferences of various sized wieners. Basically you want to fall into the red-hot or...
October 11, 2010

Uh-Oh: Google Develops Self-Driving Vehicles

Google, a company best known for originally being named Booble, has been secretly developing self-driving vehicles behind our backs. Also, testing them on the roads of California...
October 11, 2010

Willy Wonka '3-Course Meal' Gum A Reality?

Remember the scene (that I so lovingly screencapped) from Willy Wonka where Wonka shows those ungrateful little turds the gum that has a three-course meal packed inside?...
October 11, 2010

Princess Leia: Yes I Blew Snow On Hoth

So yesterday at 10:10 it was 10:10, 10/10/10. I meant to celebrate but I started playing Peggle and forgot when it was getting close both times. Moving...
October 11, 2010