I'm Just Gonna Boldly Go Call Dominoes: The Official Starship Enterprise Pizza Cutter
In other culinary-ish product news, how about a Starship Enterprise pizza cutter? It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno! No it's not either, it's store brand and there isn't nearly enough cheese to cover the sauce. Unrelated, the last time I tried making my own pizza it cost $30 and tasted like a Italian's b-hole (Mario and I messed around in trade school). Apparently b-holes have no place on a pizza aside, this is a $25 officially licensed Starship Enterprise Pizza Wheel. RED-SHIRT PEPPER FLAKES! You might not travel to any distant planets, but you may need a ride to the emergency room when you slice off a finger. Which, true story -- your Vulcan salute will never be the same. ARE YOU F***ING FLICKING ME OFF?!
A couple more shots and a promo video after the jump.
Thanks to Tim S. and Brandy, who better beam me up two slices of mushroom and artichoke. AND DON'T FORGET THE RED PEPPER FLAKES AND SRARACHA!