In other culinary-ish product news, how about a Starship Enterprise pizza cutter? It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno! No it's not either, it's store brand and there isn't nearly enough cheese to cover the sauce. Unrelated, the last time I tried making my own pizza it cost $30 and tasted like a Italian's b-hole (Mario and I messed around in trade school). Apparently b-holes have no place on a pizza aside, this is a $25 officially licensed Starship Enterprise Pizza Wheel. RED-SHIRT PEPPER FLAKES! You might not travel to any distant planets, but you may need a ride to the emergency room when you slice off a finger. Which, true story -- your Vulcan salute will never be the same. ARE YOU F***ING FLICKING ME OFF?!
A couple more shots and a promo video after the jump.
The Pizza Pro 3000 by Fred is a pizza cutter designed to look like a circular saw. That way, you can feel like a real toughass instead of a guy who just baked a frozen pizza for his Friday night Friends marathon. That Chandler, what a nut.
Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw [nerdap... / Continue →
This is an uncooked pizza that looks like Iron Man. I assume whoever made it took the picture while waiting around for Whiplash to come cook it. Or should I say 'fry'? Get it? Because he's always swinging those electric whippy things, shit! Which, true story: one time th... / Continue →
Can't decide what kind of pizza to order? Go get Taco Bell instead. Ooooor demand the Little Caesar make 20 little pizzas and put them on one larger pizza, so you've got options. Me? My options are running out. Right now I'm looking at filing for bankruptcy or faking my ow... / Continue →