As young Ryan here has hopefully learned, the way something sounds when spoken aloud (or in your head) doesn't always translate smoothly to the written word. That, or he was actually banging a dude in the hot tub. Which: BT, DT, not accepting premixed drinks from those Jersey Shore kids again. Oh, there was a situation, alright. Namely, butt ache.
Thanks to alan, who may or may not be THE Alan Grant, the palaeontologist from Jurassic Park who I plan to kidnap and torture mercilessly for information pertaining to the island's exact whereabouts. Well -- are you?!
You gotta love it when your mom publicly congratulates you on Facebook for breaking your spell of sexlessness. Isn't that right, mom? *high-five* But seriously, knock next time. Also, this sock needs washing.
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If you've never heard of Minecraft it's a little (per Wikipedia) "sandbox game which allows players to build constructions out of textured cubes in a 3D world." I know, I thought it looked like Wolfenstein 3-D too. Anyway, this is a tutorial on how to build a fireplace in you... / Continue →
I dunno, maybe that's the way Buzz is gonna look in Toy Story 3.
Michelle Obama channels Catwoman for White House Halloween extravaganza [dailymail]
Thanks to Bill, who's smart enough to recognize Samus when he sees her.... / Continue →