Haha -- That's What You Get For Bragging!: Facebook Inflection Fail
As young Ryan here has hopefully learned, the way something sounds when spoken aloud (or in your head) doesn't always translate smoothly to the written word. That, or he was actually banging a dude in the hot tub. Which: BT, DT, not accepting premixed drinks from those Jersey Shore kids again. Oh, there was a situation, alright. Namely, butt ache.
Thanks to alan, who may or may not be THE Alan Grant, the palaeontologist from Jurassic Park who I plan to kidnap and torture mercilessly for information pertaining to the island's exact whereabouts. Well -- are you?!