Note: Entire possibly NSFW (stick-figure sex acts) chart after the jump.
I have no idea if these are actual polymers or not because I failed chemistry after setting my lab partner on fire, but if I had to guess I'd say yes. You? You'd say that I was naive -- and I thought that I was strong. I thought, "hey, I can leave, I can leave." Oh, but now I know that I was wrong -- 'cause I missed you. Haha, did I really just quote Lisa Loeb lyrics? Yes, and if you don't watch yourself I'll do it again. Anyway....WHOA -- did you hear that? Sounded like a pack of sessy-ass dinos thundering toward my apartment. No? Pfft, you say I only hear what I want to. I TOLD YOU -- I TOLD YOU I WOULD!
Hit the jump for several more of the freaky-deaky in action.
Polymer Porn [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Randall and Brenden, who have both pleasured themselves to the periodic table.