Sep 2 2010Potty Train That Thing!: If Websites Were Pets

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Geekologie would be a show dog, I know that. One whose balls drag on the astroturf. I'm talking purebred, with f***ing papers (I only brought it bowling, I didn't rent it shoes, I'm not buying it a f'ing beer, it's not taking your f'ing turn, dude). Also, at least 95% of the other sites should probably be euthanized. *cough* Myspace *cough* Time for you to head to that big top 8 in the sky, Tom. But seriously, what pet would Geekologie be? I mean, besides teacher's. Don't hate! Dogs can't help but brown-nose -- we love the b!

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If Websites Were Pets [collegehumor]

Thanks to wes g, who thinks Geekologie is more like the hamster your parents tried to replace without you knowing after your mom ran over it with the vacuum.

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FISRT

Geekologie- only site that you should ever view. (except for porn)

Oh and it would be a liger.

GW would be a Gay Hybrid Unicorn/T-Rex, with steampunk nipples and a robot cock that shot Lego's and shitty Japanese watches.

@4 - the robot cock would also shoot shitty infographics made by students at the community college down the street.

geekologie would be a bulldog with balls the size of baseballs....or bowling balls. whatever GW prefers

Laugh Out Loud.

Damn yeah You'd be a show dog!

@ Sally - Is that what LOL means? You're shitting me? Why did I not know that before :(

@5 I am pretty sure it would have chrome trucknutz as well.

no no you are all wrong, geekologie would be a praying mantis -> really cool when its fed, but has no material if not provided

and while I'm at it:

Little Kuribo is a chrysalis -> you check it all the time BUT NOTHING EVER CHANGES

XKCD is like a 3 legged dog -> really really funny when its moving, but doesnt move enough

IGN is like sniffing gasoline -> thats not a pet, but id rather kill myself than spend 5 minutes on IGN

OVER THE LINE!

THIS IS NOT NAM SMOKEY< THERE ARE RULES!

So no one else noticed that YouTube looks like kratos from god of war?

i think thats the play button on the kittys face..
xD Geekologie would be a gorrila.
A big one with stinky pits.
You can't ignore a big stinky gorrila.

SHUT THE F**K UP DONNY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @15

indeed a show dog, given treats (suggestions) he'll do tricks (posts). Not enough treats, poor tricks. ;D

Geekologie is like a box of chocolates.

My favorite is crunchy frog.

Reading Geekologie is like getting a blow-job from a rattlesnake.

@12
YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE NOW MARK IT ZERO!

@19

Terrifying, yet arousing?

Haha few people got all of The Big Lebowski jokes here.

All you other people are OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

@4... the GW would never have any robot parts on his body... tsk tsk...

@ Pooprr

Maybe GW's a dog who skates on his own giant balls!

@21 ymmot, exactly. Like mounting a t-rex. Like my GF when she gets that look in her eye.

Geekologie is like that rug that really tied the room together or something. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.

@26

*raises White Russian*
Best one yet.

I know they already used it for myspace, but GW is like a fish, you feed it everyday, it doesn't do any tricks. It is also in the fish tank accompanied by the other fishies IWatchStuff and theSuperficial.

nice marmot

babboons are on redtube...

at 28. Lunarion

yeah I agree, but

GW is like a fish that You keep feeding and sometimes it amuses you but most also disappoints you sometimes, but you keep checking on it because of how nice it looks

WTF I'M CALLING RULE 1 & 2 ON YOUR ASS GW.

You better make 4chan look better.

You’ll find the best selection of hot babies, sexy singles

exclusive interracial dating community, **Black White Romance

c/o-m **** Come in and stay a while. Check out the hot photo

galleries. You are guaranteed to find someone you like there.

Why does this cat remind me a Zangoose?

NOOOOOO!!! now everyone knows about redtube. thanks a whole lot for ruining the free porn!

Geekologie would be a parrot. It repeats what everyone else says but it's so much more entertaining when it says it. :P


http://fogz.eu/ea5m6

I tide fashion

Good-looking, not expensive

Free transport

Does redtube has viruses... aaah crap... o well still 4 remaining sites no prob ^^

These are funny and oh so true

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