Monkey Island Jedi: Guybrush Threepwood Unlockable Character In New Force Unleased
Because the entire Monkey Island franchise will always hold a very special place in my heart (right next to Cool Ranch Doritos and watching people hurt themselves), I have a soft spot for Guybrush Threepwood. So yeah, it was just announced he'll be an unlockable character in The Force Unleashed 2. And speaking of unleashed forces -- a guy in my apartment building thinks it's cool to walk his THREE ANNOYING BARKY-ASS DOGS without leashes and let them crap wherever they want and not pick up the logs. So you know what I did? Picked them up for him (and smushed them under his apartment door with a broom handle).
I Think This Is the Secret of Monkey Island [toplessrobot] (metal mammaries -- DO NOT WANT)
Thanks to Phil, who's letters to LucasArts asking how they made Stan's jacket have all gone unanswered. It's future technology, Phil.
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I didn't know ol' blue pants from Contra was named Bill. I swear, you learn something new everyday. Today I learned what it feels like to pick up a plastic bag full of soupy dog shit. Warm and traumatizing. Today's already a bad day aside, Super Mario Crossover is basically... / Continue →
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This is a pixelated Ghost Pirate LeChuck tattoo in the style of the original Monkey Island. It's badass and if my balls were any more steel I would have it on my face. Sadly, my little pirate huevos are 24K gold AND BLIND YOUR MOTHER ALL THE TIME. Oh, and for those of you wh... / Continue →
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That's right folks, today, February 21st, 2011 marks the 25th anniversary of everybody's favorite video game franchise. "Not mine, I hate those games." OH YEAH WELL I HATE YOUR FACE SO THERE. Such a f***ing Ganon. Including the original game's release on the Famicom Disk S... / Continue →
