Members Only? I'll Cut You!: Knife Coathooks
We've already seen ninja-star and joystick coathooks, so why not $15 knife coathooks? Yes, why not knives? "Because they promote violence?" Um, no, stop being stupid. I'm not even allowed near safety-scissors and I'm still one of the most violent people I know. Seriously, last night I lost a game of Bejeweled on the PS3 and I punched the couch so hard it started shitting loose change. "OMG -- enough to buy a 40?" Hoho, enough to buy two 40's, my friend. Violence is never the answer my ass, violence got daddy all kindsa drunk last night. Plus two kinds of pukey! (Projectile and dry)
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