So Poseidon Walks Into A Bar And He Tells The Bartender, "Make This One A Double..."

Hurricanes, like most things with drinks named after them, make me want to start boozing. It's 5:00 somewhere (but only 6:51 AM here) aside, this is a recent satellite image of hurricanes Danielle (top) and Earl (bottom) doing their thing in the Atlantic. Now, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Time to break out the boogie boards! We're gonna get pitted yo, so pitted. Kidding, I'm not going anywhere near the water. And not just because I saw Piranha 3-D, but because the last time I went to the beach I got stung by a jellyfish and like eight strangers peed on me. Seriously, there was a f***ing line.

Hurricane double whammy [badastronomy]

Thanks to Mike, ambrosia and DEATH-ARM, who have all poked hurricanes in the eye before. You badasses!

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