This is a Matrix/Big Lebowski mashup in which Morpheus tries to explain the Matrix to The Dude. I was impressed. And not just because I'm a big Big Lebowski fan, but I do set aside at least one night a week to mix white russians and
bowl watch Julianne Moore fly around her house naked. What? No you can't come next time! It's sort of a private thing we do. Just kidding, I only have one pair of binoculars and I don't like sharing.
Hit it for the worthwhile mashup.
Thanks to monkeyshrine85 and Erin, who wouldn't hesitate to do a J in the Matrix. Okay now that's nuts.