Chris Haines (not to be confused with pedo-buster Chris Hansen) designed this 'Turn Me On' power switch. It turns lights on and off not by the flick of a finger, but by the blow of an ear. How erotic! Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW -- wouldn't it be easier to find in the dark if was a giant honkin' penis?" And that, my friend, is what I call logical thinking.
Thanks to lil co., who knows just how to turn me on. Yow yow!