Jake is a Geekologie Reader with a Death Star/TIE Fighter tattoo in his left ear. As you can see, it compliments his ear plug nicely. Now I know what you're wondering, "But what if he got it in his right ear -- would that make him gay?" And the answer, moron, is no. Being attracted to the same sex makes you gay. Well, that and Twilight. Except for me. Two shots at the bar is enough to start me swinging both ways. Furiously. Usually until I'm too dizzy to connect and strike out. "GW, calm down -- this isn't a bat-spin!" PLUT ME IN CROACH!
Let's Hear It For This Cool Star Wars Ear Tattoo [starwarsblog] (with interview)
Proving that I've been treasure hunting in the wrong place my entire life, Vietnamese fans of 'ear-picking' claim there's a g-spot in the ear capable of producing orgasm-like reactions. Wait -- what?! Also, WTF is ear-picking? I'm not gonna lie, that shit sounds nasty. *wip... / Continue →
Looks like the Empire Struck HIS Back. ZA-ZA-ZA-ZING!
Not to be outdone by somebody's me-maw with a penchant for twinkly, twinky vampires, this guy went and got a back-covering Star Wars tattoo. As you can see, it's more Empire-inspired and includes characters like Megatron,... / Continue →
Fail? She's all win in my book. Between Boba Fett and the heart-shaped Death Star, I would do all sorts of things to this woman. Namely: try to introduce myself, get choked up, point my finger at her yelling "pew pew pew!", and then sob into my Star Wars beach towel.
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