Gambit's Not Impressed: Playing Card Shooter
This [$20] device deals cards to players up to 3' feet away without flipped cards. It holds an entire deck of playing cards, and when you advance a card with your thumb, a pair of 1" diameter foam wheels spin, gently gripping the card and launching it horizontally. Cards are dealt as quickly as you can move your thumb.
Wow, way to lose your street cred at the poker table. Speaking of which -- *ahem* can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poooker faaaace. P-p-p-poker face, P-p-p-poker face. Haha, have fun getting that one out of your head, suckers! I'm not a jerk you're a jerk.