FALSE ADVERTISING!: The Will It Blend? Blendtec Blender Can't Even Puree Keys!
This is the aftermath of an attempt to blend a couple house keys in a Blendtec brand blender. Now I know Tom the D-Bag Blend King would have you believe the thing can blend a f***ing tank, but if it can't handle a couple measly keys, I don't know. Sounds like you're about to have a false advertising suit on your hands, Tom! Also, blood. (I glued razor blades under all your car door handles)
Thanks to Christina L., who once blended red and yellow and made orange. Didn't see that coming!