Don't Even Act Like You're Already Doing It Right: The 'How Not To Pee' Bathroom Chart
I push my pants and underwear down to my ankles before makin' it rain because that's how I roll: oldschool. Awh yeah, it's like I'm four all over again! Ooooor never grew up. Yes I still drink out of pouches! Back me up, kangaroo. Haha, did you folks know there are nipples in there? No wonder the babies never want to leave! Plus I'm convinced the milk makes me jump higher. That said, no shit swastikas or poop hadoukens in the bathroom.
The BEST Bathroom Sign EVER [nerdist]
Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who pees the way God intended: in public with people watching.