See? When it's zipped up it looks like a regular hand wave, but, after a partial zip-down, it becomes the traditional Vulcan salute. Plus -- BAM! -- sex-change, bow tie and glasses! And all for $40. Not even a back-alley surgeon will sew a wiener on for that cheap! And that's not taking the glasses or bow tie into consideration. Even clip-ons are expensive these days. Plus, and I'm just throwing this out there -- with a little alteration you could turn this Spocker into a shocker. You'll be the envy of your whole fraternity!
Thanks to Ace, who doesn't wear hoodies because they always f*** up his do'.