Clean Headline: Pink CAT Found In England
Somebody in England dyed a CAT (whew, way to keep it clean GW) pink and threw it over a fence into somebody else's yard this week because they're too stupid to realize cats don't get jokes. Dingleberries yes, jokes no.
The two-year-old, who has been named Pink, is said to be in good health.
However, vets have not been able to wash the dye out of her fur and she will have to wait for it to grow out.
"It is clearly not toxic but still unpleasant.
"The person responsible has covered her thoroughly all over but avoided putting any around the animal's eyes and nose.
"Further washing would stress Pink and probably would not help to remove the colour so it will be case of waiting for it to grow out."
I would have named her Cotton Candy. Get it? Because she looks like cotton candy. Geez, I wasn't trying to trick you. I do magic, not tricks. Prostitutes do tricks. And if there's one thing I'm not, it's a prostitute anymore.
One more shot of Hello Kitty after the jump.
Thanks to Saif and Jodyrules, who have never colored cats because they look good naturally. I dunno, this pink is kinda growing on me.