Simple, just change the name of your network! Oooor post fliers. Or -- OR -- hire a couple male strippers dressed as policemen to show up and run some of that yellow 'CRIME SCENE' tape around the premises because they heard there was going to be "an epic-ass party Saturday night". Mmmm, epic ass parties. What?! I'm a swinger!
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Thanks to Shayne and christopher, who agree Boozer and the pink ladies should get together and really throw a party.