Note: Uncensored picture is after the jump but cannot be unseen and will almost certainly pop into your head the next time you're trying to perform for a lady. You have been warned.
I don't know how many of you have played Fat Princess for the PS3 but it's kind of addictive in a "I just got home drunk and can't play anything too complicated" sort of way. And this is what it would look like in real life: Sir Eat-A-Lot brandishing a not-so-broad sword to protect his princess, who, from the looks of things, has burst from her clothes like a potato in the microwave. God, please tell me there are poster prints available.
Hit the jump and say goodbye to vision.
Classy Portrait [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Colin, who was convinced that was me for a second. Dude -- I rock a battle axe.