Stop Calling The Police, IT WASN'T ME

Because I'll never stop getting this accusatory tip until I've made a statement and cleared my good name: no, I am NOT the guy in Philadelphia that...
September 24, 2010

Dione And Rhea, Saturn's Space Knockers

Not particularly great names for boobs, but what are you gonna do? Crash a rocket into them and make cheese out all the moon-milk? You bet your...
September 24, 2010

How Not To Build A Fireplace In Minecraft

If you've never heard of Minecraft it's a little (per Wikipedia) "sandbox game which allows players to build constructions out of textured cubes in a 3D world."...
September 24, 2010

NOT COOL BROS: Bow And Arrow Robot

Because you can't be a robot sympathizer without being a giant f***ing racist as well (how do you feel about robots again?), some Italian scientists decided to...
September 24, 2010

No Heart, No Soul: Robocop's Anatomy

Ever wonder what makes Robocop tick? The time bomb I just strapped to his back! The real question is what makes Robocop stop ticking? Hopefully the same...
September 23, 2010

LEGOlize It: Fat Sack Of Plastic Weed

Pfft, I was smoking LEGO blocks before they even looked like weed. Lego-Marijuana [nerdcore] via This Thing Looks Like That Thing of the Day [thedailywhat]...
September 22, 2010

One Keg To Fill Them All: LOTR Glasses

Awh yeah, we gonna be drinkin' our miruvor all Middle Earth style, son! ThinkGeek's etched LOTR pint glasses and quart mugs come in Prancing Pony (you are!)...
September 22, 2010

A Peek Inside The Plumber: Mario's Anatomy

Ever wonder what Mario looks like on the inside? Jesus, you're a braver wonderer than I am. But if you have, consider yourself lucky, because here's a...
September 22, 2010

Sessy Science: Polymers Gettin' Down!

Note: Entire possibly NSFW (stick-figure sex acts) chart after the jump. I have no idea if these are actual polymers or not because I failed chemistry after...
September 22, 2010

Mother Nature, You're A Trip: Aurora Photo

This is a long-exposure shot of an aurora borealis by Ole Christian Salomonsen in Tromsø, Norway. Personally, I think it looks like a giant alien woman in...
September 21, 2010

Boy You So Retro!: Etch-A-Sketch iPad Case

Etch-A-Sketch, realizing they're in bad shape since kids would rather play video games than sketch sad looking wieners in metallic dust, has lent its name to an...
September 21, 2010

University Of Calgary's Video Game Library

That's right folks, the University of Calgary is opening a video game library for academic research. Haha, academic research -- is that what they call failing freshman...
September 21, 2010

Another Day, Another Texting Infographic

Note: I had to cut this thing like a paper snowflake, hit the jump to see the whole graphic. We've already seen one infographic on texting, but...
September 21, 2010

Chain Free!: New Bicycle Runs On A Wire

I swear, a bicycle with a wire instead of a chain -- what will they think of next? (Please think hoverbike, please think hoverbike!) It can even...
September 21, 2010

The Whole Fan-Made Pokemon Movie Trailer

Remember the 30-seconds of cellphone footage from the fan-made Pokemon trailer? Well here's the whole three minute video (available in HD!). Now I'm not a guy who...
September 21, 2010

What You Did There, I See It: iPhone Bar

Clever, veeeeery clever. Still, better than the land-line of night clubs: incredible service, but only @ssholes ever want to talk -- usually while you're eating. The iPhone...
September 20, 2010

Real Life Product!: The Boba Fett Backpack

Ever make-believe you were Boba Fett? Who hasn't? Well now you can stop taping empty coffee cans to your back thanks to ThinkGeek's $50 Boba Fett Plush...
September 20, 2010

(Russian) Fan-Made Transformers Movie

This is a little Transformers movie made by a couple shirtless Ruskies. Ha, I didn't even know they had special effects in Russia! I thought it was...
September 20, 2010