All The New Pokemons In A Single Picture

Note: There are 156 new species. Obviously, this isn't all of them. Hit the jump to see the entire graphic. Plus bonus video! As many of you...
September 17, 2010

DO NOT WANT: Creepy Humanoid Robot

Another day, another deathbot. I didn't realize just how quickly humanoid robot technology was progressing until I watched the video of HRP4 here in action. I found...
September 17, 2010

Spill No More: The Spink Coffee Cup Holder

Always knocking you coffee cup over? It's because you're clumsy. Me? I only do it because I've been drinking. Does that make me better than you? No,...
September 17, 2010

Just As Deadly: Samurai Sword Wedding Ring

Want a wedding band created using the same 'mokume gane' technique as authentic samurai swords? You're in luck! But also out of luck because you're getting married....
September 17, 2010

Stop Spinning!: The 'Know Your Beer' Chart

Note: Full-size version HERE. Because it's Friday and Friday's were made for drinking (don't think your good work's gone unnoticed, God -- I appreciate these things), here's...
September 17, 2010

Mini-Burgers!: The World's Smallest Cow

And that, my friends, is where sliders come from. A minuscule cow with a taste for contemporary music has been named the world's smallest by the Guinness...
September 16, 2010

Site News: Reported Attack Site/Malware

For those of you who haven't noticed, Geekologie is getting flagged as a reported malware attack site. Obviously, we'd never do that to you. Some bad third-party...
September 16, 2010

Spray-On Shirts Are Washable, Rewearable

Note: Video after the jump is probably NSFW due to a topless A-cup getting a shirt sprayed on. Wow, we really are living in the future, aren't...
September 16, 2010

Sounds Delicious: Green Lantern Glo-Balls

There are two kinds of desserts in this world: those that glow, and those that taste like ass. Thankfully, Hostess (I SAID I'LL SEAT MYSELF!) GloBalls glow....
September 16, 2010

Oh I'm Boldly Going -- To Meet My Maker!

Star Trek urns: niche product or the new standard in ash receptacles? I'm gonna go with niche product. BURN ME UP, SCOTTY. The $800 urns, from funeral...
September 16, 2010

40 Gallons To Freedom: DIY Wine Machines

Let's face it: the French love their wine (Me? I love other peoples'). And can you blame them? It's like bitter grape juice for adults. Plus --...
September 16, 2010

The Blue Screen Of Continuing Education

"So let me get this straight -- everyone who graduates is guaranteed a job in the IT department? Sweet, where's my dorm? Oh, and I meant to...
September 15, 2010

This Ain't Your Grandma's Quadricycle!

And not just because you're grandma doesn't own a quadricycle, but it's probably best she not do any pedaling considering her crystalline hips and all. So, yeah,...
September 15, 2010

The Future Is Now!: Transparent Aluminum

See-through metal, yo. What's next, opaque gas? "Whoa GW, you've got a mysterious brown aura about you. Also *choking* -- why's it smell like somebody died in...
September 15, 2010

I Put On My Robe And Game Genie Hat...

Anybody seen my Power Glove? I can't perform without my Power Glove on. Whew, found it. Now -- I want you to pretend like I'm a game...
September 15, 2010

Zelda's 'Song Of Storms' METAL STYLE

Youtube user Mat Graham went and remastered Ocarina of Time's 'Song of Storms' into a catchy-ass metal medley. NA NA NA, NA NA NA, NU NU NU...
September 14, 2010

Anatomy Lessons!: Nemo, Found And Filleted

Jason Freeny, best known for his anatomical depictions of things you never would have guessed had guts and shit inside them, is back at it, and this...
September 14, 2010

Galileo Was Wrong, The Church Was Right

Note: Full-size flyer for the conference HERE. Reserve early for a free rosary! Galileo was a hack and the Catholic church knows it. Your "science" can't fool...
September 14, 2010

Clever, Veeeery Clever: Spock Hand Hoodie

See? When it's zipped up it looks like a regular hand wave, but, after a partial zip-down, it becomes the traditional Vulcan salute. Plus -- BAM! --...
September 14, 2010

Adding An i Is Still Cool?: The KFC iTwist

No, despite what Apple may have convinced their minions, it's never been cool. ESPECIALLY NOT FOR F***ING CHICKEN WRAPS. But did that stop KFC? Hell finger-lickin' no!...
September 14, 2010

You Look A Lot Older: Super Mario Turns 25

That's right folks: today, September 13th, marks the 25th anniversary of the release of Super Mario Bros. And the rest, as you well know, is history. Ooooor...
September 13, 2010

'Geek And Gamer Girls' Song/Music Video

This is a song/music video entitled 'Geek and Gamer Girls' (another Katy Perry 'California Girls' parody) by Team Unicorn. I thought that one chick in the back...
September 13, 2010

Obvious Combo: Sexy Transformer Costumes

Because there's no such thing as a costume you can't sexify, here's Optimus Prime and Bumblebee in "Sexy Adult Costume" versions. Nice, but there better not be...
September 13, 2010

Bots That Feel: Touch-Sensitive Robot Skin

Some dubious scientists at the University of California Berkeley have developed a touch-sensitive "skin" material that can be applied to robot exteriors SO THEY CAN FEEL THE...
September 13, 2010