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September 5, 2010 - September 11, 2010 Archives

  • September 11, 2010
    This unicorn bike mod is sort of exactly what it sounds like: a couple pieces of plastic wood that attach to your bicycle to make it look like a unicorn (or a horse with a penis on its head). Just don't go crapping too many rainbows in the bike lane! The winner of the Seoul... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2010
    Some crackpot scientists (it's a bad day for scientists) are claiming the laws of physics might not be as constant as once thought (which was VERY constant FYI), and may vary from location to location within the universe. Personally, I don't believe it and think somebody forgo... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2010
    Note: Uncensored picture is after the jump but cannot be unseen and will almost certainly pop into your head the next time you're trying to perform for a lady. You have been warned. I don't know how many of you have played Fat Princess for the PS3 but it's kind of addictive i... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2010
    I'm pretty sure this picture is old but I thought it was relevant anyway because I've been drinking a lot of rum lately (it makes me feel like a pirate!). You see, I found two bottles stashed in my roommate's dresser while I was looking for a shirt I'm convinced he stole. I'd... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2010
    THEY'RE CALLED DECEPTICONS FOR A REASON, MORONS. Basically what these two jerks did is program robots to play hide-and-seek, and for the hider to leave a false trail for the seeker to follow. Wonderful news, really. I couldn't be happier right now if my genitals were on fire... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2010
    Granted he does look like the unabomber, but still. You can't go busting every photographer taking a picture of an airplane. Next thing you know we won't even be able to skateboard at the mall! Oh, right. Per some people that're pissed off about the poster: "A lot of my fr... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2010
    Ever wonder what the lovechild of two different Pokemons would look like? Me neither, I'm too busy brainstorming the world's hunger problem. My Mother Teresa-ness aside, Pokemon Fusion allows you to morph two Pokemons together to see what their offspring might look like. Bas... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2010
    Just like Soylent Green! As you may recall from the Tetris one (but probably don't because that was two-and-a-half years ago), Guillaume Reymond creates stop motion video game videos as part of Project GAME OVER. This is one such video. So if you were hoping for a Corgi bell... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2010
    Because a person's dino knowledge is inversely proportional to age and that makes me the saddest man on the planet, here's some dino news in hopes of reversing the trend. Remember folks: knowledge is power. And power = LASERS. *pew pew* I'm learning! *pew pew* This is a hump... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2010
    Geekologie Reader Kris went and created an interactive map of Middle Earth from the Lord of the Rings universe (with labels available in English AND Elvish). Good lookin', Kris. You know, for some reason I always thought Mordor was north and not south. Color me embarrassed! ... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2010
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUU -- I got a toss-up between a universal remote and scented candle. Well -- what did you get? And more importantly, can I have half? Thedailywh.at Thanks to Bullwinkle, who once fought off a zombie horde with nothing but a talking squirrel. ... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2010
    This is a Matrix/Big Lebowski mashup in which Morpheus tries to explain the Matrix to The Dude. I was impressed. And not just because I'm a big Big Lebowski fan, but I do set aside at least one night a week to mix white russians and bowl watch Julianne Moore fly around her ho... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2010
    According to a recent study, heavy Facebook users are "insecure, narcissistic and have low self-esteem". Except me. My Facebook's open almost all day and I'm very secure, handsome as shit and have almost zero self-esteem. Researcher Soraya Mehdizadeh from York University in ... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2010
    That's right folks, no more sifting through boxes of Lucky Charms just to make a single bowl of marshmallows! Now you can have one whenever you want. Goodbye oat bran, hello cavities! (I'm gonna stash a bag in my ass for snacking you see). Here at Cereal Marshmallows Our ... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2010
    Note: I had to cut the image for length, see the full, high-res version HERE. Lower-res version after the jump. This is a picture of 209 Pokémon eggs as imagined by DeviantARTist PokePage. Now I don't play Pokémon because my mom thinks it's satanic and the devil already t... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2010
    Tractor beam, get it? Well of course it's not funny if I have to explain it! Huh? You got it right away and it just wasn't funny? Oh. IT'S THE ROCK TALKIN' I'M SORRY, OKAY? F*** am I itchy. Yes, researchers at the Australian National University have created a device that... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2010
    Seen here luring an unsuspecting pederast out of his candy-laden vehicle, Canada is experimenting with the optical illusion of a child playing as an alternative to speed bumps and moose to help discourage speeding. I can see it now: "Damn -- look at how big that girl's shoes--... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2010
    Sorry for the slightly late start today folks, I got up at 4AM to drive to LAX and back so if I seem like a crackhead it's because I bought some on the way home. OMG I can totally see how people get hooked on this shit aside, this is a NES console coffee table lovingly crafted... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    You know those "I'm a Proud Parent of a Honor Roll Student at Nobodycares Middle School" bumper stickers? Yes, the ones that make you want to key the car they're on. Oh you have one? Well it works for you. Seriously, it really ties the back of the minivan together. The lit... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    DeviantARTist kreugan (aka Melissa Erickson) decided to sketch up some leading Disney ladies as superheroes. These are them! LET'S HUG ABOUT IT! Disney princesses as superheroes! There are a few missing because I lost steam (and should be doing other things), but I might com... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    Jake is a Geekologie Reader with a Death Star/TIE Fighter tattoo in his left ear. As you can see, it compliments his ear plug nicely. Now I know what you're wondering, "But what if he got it in his right ear -- would that make him gay?" And the answer, moron, is no. Being a... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    Note: Very worthwhile video of the whole incident after the jump. This is an animated gif of a woman on The Amazing Race trying to shoot a watermelon out of a medieval slingshot at a renaissance fair and melonballing herself in the face instead. She managed to survive with no... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    According to Japanese game designer/Metroid co-creator Yoshio Sakamoto, the next Nintendo console is gonna be so hot just touching it will send your grandchildren to the hospital with 3rd degree burns. Aye yi yi -- that's one hot tamale. Per the man himself: "At Nintendo we ... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    Damn that makes me sad. By the time you're old enough to make a graph about dinosaurs you can't even spell dinosaurs correctly. It's enough to make a dinophile cry. Which reminds me: my second semester at college I managed to sign up for a senior-level paleontology course de... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    'Midichlorian Rhapsody' is exactly what it sounds like: a Star Wars themed parody of 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. It's pretty good. Of course I could have done better, but I've also been approached by several major record companies about not sending unsolicited mixtapes of myself sin... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    Did I mention it's only 127 light-years away? Start packing the rocketship! Haha, not you. You're not coming. Astronomers have discovered a planetary system containing at least five planets that orbit a star called HD 10180, which is much like our own Sun. Christophe Lo... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    This is closed-circuit security footage from inside a restaurant aboard a Pacific Sun cruise ship during rough seas. It looks like fun! Plus I'm a sucker for a 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffet. Get it? Because I have an eating problem! Hit the jump for the MUST SEE video. S... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    You'd have remembered to feed the poor bastard. Oh well -- fish stick for dinner! Picture Thanks to Andy, who once forgot to feed his cat while playing World of Warcraft but it started clawing his socks and he remembered (plus bled!).... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    I always knew the devil would transform and slither out in snake form again. You see, he wants to tempt me. But guess what, Satan?! I have absolutely no intention of spending eternity clenching a hot coal between these virgin buttcheeks! *brandishing hatched* Prepare to be... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    Andy Helms went and redesigned minimalistic posters for the first three Star Wars films (the good ones). These are the results (other two after the jump). As you might have noticed, I used the most phallic one for the front page because I'm you're a pervert. And, if you're ... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    Ninja Moped (formally Rymdreglage), is the musical duo that brought us last year's '8-Bit Trip'. And now they're back with more LEGO/NES videos! No word on how many man-hours went into stop-motioning these ones, but if I had to guess I'd say way too many for either one of th... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    Do you own a Wii? Are you a fan of Dr. Who? No, DOCTOR WHO, that's his name. Huh? OMG I'M GONNA "WHO'S ON FIRST?" YOU IN THE FACE SO HARD YOU'LL WISH YOU NEVER PLAYED LITTLE LEAGUE IF YOU DON'T CUT THAT SHIT OUT. God you piss me off sometimes. Anyway, a Sonic Screwdriver ... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    I know, I'm still dry-heaving about it. Or maybe it was the roach I found in my cereal hanging onto a Cheerio like a life preserver. Whatever the case, I think I'm empty now. Let's proceed with caution: James Gilpin is a designer and researcher who works on the implementati... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    Justin Harder (sessy name!) went and built himself a real-life Excitebike. Okay, a bicycle that looks like a motorcycle that looks like one from the game of the same name. Plus there's a video-reenactment of a race! You should watch it, you won't be disappointed! Ooooor may... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    I've had some of Jones Soda's limited edition Thanksgiving brews (Turkey & Gravy, Green Been Casserole) before, and they pretty much made me want to die. But who knows, maybe the bacon and pizza will be different. Except you and I both know they won't and their only purpose i... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    Simple, just change the name of your network! Oooor post fliers. Or -- OR -- hire a couple male strippers dressed as policemen to show up and run some of that yellow 'CRIME SCENE' tape around the premises because they heard there was going to be "an epic-ass party Saturday ni... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2010
    Haaaaappy Labor Dabor Day! I don't know if you could tell by the smell in here, but it's been one bender of a holiday weekend so far. Me passing in and out of consciousness aside, I think I left hotdogs on the grill. Plus I need another beer. Everybody enjoy their day off, ... / Continue →